January 2012
133 posts
December 2011
145 posts
i'm fucking bored.
i need to remember to stretch before sex.
either that, or you need to stop fucking me so hard.
what do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
there's no religion that could save me.
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
When a website recommends a username for me:
How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous:
Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
How did the midget announce he was gay?
He came out of the cabinet.
ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
tyleroakley:
manwithpenis:
BALLER.
